Hypocrisy

Germany, gloomy Germany. It's mid-February and I haven't been to
Finland in a heartbreaking six weeks. I'm trying to get Louise to come
over to Munich to take advantage of the world's largest sauna for way
over two years now, with no success. What to do, what to do. I know: go
to Finland, the country where there are more per-capita saunas than
cars WITH Louise, and cover the Finnish Metal Meeting and Industry day
in the capital of Frostbitten Metal!!

No matter how busy Peter Tätgren gets you can rest assured that the Hypocrisy/Pain mainman is taking care of his teeth. A part-time mayor, über-producer, Terrorizer cover star and all-round righteous dude, it appears that Tätgren's dental hygiene is utterly sacred – and to think we thought his winning smile was all owed to gin consumption and a life of metal.

Not only have Terrorizer found a kindred spirit when it comes to throwing back the brews and singing old Sabbath and Maiden songs, Tätgren is a man of mouthwash, an apple-a-day man. What the fuck are we talking about?