You got the dish brush, now watch the show!

By Ann Sulaiman on Feb 22, 2011 | In Features | Send feedback »

...no, really; they sell dish brushes too.

You've downloaded the Slayer pinball app, you've worn Mastodon shoes, you've most likely thought of getting those Manowar condoms - so what will be next in the world of commercial metal and merchandising?

What do you think, guys?

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