ArnoCorps Not Banned By Olympics Organisers

By on June 20, 2012

Californian hard rockers ArnoCorps have surprised no-one by not having their upcoming tour banned by the London Organising Committee of the Olympic and Paralympic Games or the International Olympics Committee.

The band has said: “Hosting the Olympics and ArnoCorps in the same summer? For Britain’s tourism trade, it was the perfect trifecta, only without a third thing. These two events were to singlehandedly zero out the national deficit. Then, that bastard Putin went ahead and caused a big stink about alleged performance enhancing effects of ArnoCorps and everything started to go to hell.”

Whatever the scandal, ArnoCorps will indeed be heading out on their tour of the UK and Ireland next week. You can check out the band’s rather excellent official tour trailer Terrorizer launched last month. Whether they’ll manage to kick the arse of our economic crisis remains to be seen.

Read the full release on ArnoCorps’ official website and catch the band on these dates:

June 30: The Haunt, Brighton

July 1: Bogiez, Cardiff

July 2: The Asylum, Birmingham

July 3: Star and Garter, Manchester

July 5: The Pint, Dublin

July 6: Roisin Dubh, Galway

July 7: Speakeasy, Belfast

July 8: The Classic Grand, Glasgow

July 11: Trillians, Newcastle

July 12: Corporation, Sheffield

July 13: The Racehorse, Northampton

July 14: The Bull & Gate, London

 

 

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